Corporation buildings

Reason for me being so lax in posting anything:

The Stanley Cup Playoffs. I'll admit it. I'm freaking out about the Buffalo Sabres. That's all I'm going to say, because I don't want to jinx anything at all. Whatsoever.


Also, I saw Sonic Youth and Yo La Tengo on Gilmore Girls last night. Pure and utter hilarity.

Lengthy posts detailing my recent visits to NY (we saw Kirk Cameron in the airport!!!) and Los Angeles (I interviewed Daniel Johnston IN PERSON) hopefully will follow.


In the meantime, please note this gem, courtesy of Team America, World Police:

"Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"